~shirley
~single
~music
White Coke. DEAR GOD I’M GOING TO BE ARRESTED.
the pink pepsi is heeeree(;
white pillow to the rescueee!
dananananaananaanannananananananana BLUE NOTEBOOOOOK
The Green Hole Puncher
gray blanket. Evil, beware! I will snuggle you
The Brown Floral Hand Fan!
The White Chair…… -_______-
Green Door? Wtf, that’s the most unimpressive superhero name ever. xD
I AM THE PINK WINDOW!
….. The Red Mirror? Nice.
hahahaha the green piano!!!!!!!! bak3db3ans:
yell0wcat—battlecat:...The Shirtless Monkey, alright.
yell0wcat—battlecat:...The Gray Remote….. K.
Black Vacuum That sounds alright. “BLACK VACUUM AWAY!!” I like it.
Wow, I’m the Blue Polka-dotted Scotch Tape.
The Purple Tomato
The Green Pillow. SEEMS LEGIT.
The Slate Blue Cotton Ball…
Black Mop……….mmkayyy…..
RED DESK AWAAAAAYYY
The Pink-Flowered Glass and her best cyberfriend the Pink-Striped Book shall fell evil male villains with… um… I have...
I AM BLACK CACTUS HAHAHA
The Blue Calculator…….the fuck?
I’M THE FUCKING PURPLE PIROUETTE. THAT’S JUST FABULOUS, OKAY.
the white sock monkey? I’ll make it work…
The Grey MacBook…. how hipster :P
The Pink Door… What?? Lol
THE BLUE PLASTIC BAG. That’s as intimidating as you can get, bitches. The mother fucking wind picks me up and flings me...
The White Nail Polish?
Cream longboard…. Why am I okay with this? LOL
Purple Timer. Wow. My superhero name sucks. (Although it’s an improvement on the alternative - “Purple Athlete’s Foot...
^That was me again, sorry Jake.
Cobalt Lightning Lemonade. Sounded better than ‘blue’.
white pillow to the rescueee!
The Paisley….Cellphone….jeez I need better clothes. And objects.
the pink pepsi is heeeree(;
The Navy Speaker!
The Rainbow Obi.
i think i just lost my shit, mandie.
THE BLACK CROUTONS